Site outage

This is just a quick note to apologise to anyone who tried to access my site yesterday in the afternoon but couldn’t get to it.  The company who hosts my server had a massive power outage that their backup systems didn’t handle.  The result was that the server went down and a failed hard drive prevented it from coming back up when the power was restored.

The server is back for now, but will go down again today (19th of November) for a short while when the hard drive is being replaced.

So, my apology once again for any inconvenience.  As my partner S said to me yesterday “technology is great, until it stops working …”.

John.

I have the power …

Everyone who visits me has a mobile (cell) phone.  And if it’s an overnight date, then there will often be much digging around for a recharger, hunting for power points etc.

Well, I can now make packing a little bit easier.  If you own a (pre-iphone 5) iphone I now have an iphone charger!  I also have a charger for phones that take a micro USB connector (basically everything other than an iphone).

So no need to lug your charger around with you.  You can visit knowing that you will head off with your battery fully charged!

John.

 

July 2012 – update

Well, it’s been a while since I posted anything new here and I have been receiving emails asking if everything is ok.  Thank you to everyone who has contacted me, it’s nice to have that kind of support.

Everything is good, but it has been a busy and hard few months with various projects taking up my time and some personal issues of my own making to sort out.  Not to mention that the cold weather just makes me want to stay in bed rather than be out and about!

So.  Stay tuned!  I have some blog posts ready to go and am researching more.

John.

Ten Minutes To Orgasm movie – Update

I have just had a quick look at the download statistics for my movie Ten Minute To Orgasm.  What can I say but OH WOW.

In the seven days since I posted the video it has been downloaded over 100,000 times.

That is simply stupendous,  I am lost for words …

My website traffic has gone up by more than an order of magnitude.  Lucky the server can handle it.

I think that I will just say “thank you” and leave it at that.

John.

A happy and safe Christmas to all

Well, it’s been such a frantic time leading up to Christmas that I didn’t even have the time and energy to write a Christmas post!  So here it is, belatedly …

Firstly, thank you to all of the wonderful women I have met this year and who’s company I have been so lucky to share.  It has been a really good year in many ways and only seems to be getting better even as it draws to a close.

I have so many memories of happy, joyful, tearful, and ecstatic encounters from this year.  It has been such a wonderful year of learning, giving, and receiving.  I really don’t know where to start to best describe it, other than perhaps to say that it has been one of the best years of my life, and certainly my best year working as a male escort.

So, to all of you out there who have booked a date, or sent me an email or a text, or posted a comment on my blog: thank you! Your trust and support allows me to keep doing what I love and providing a service that so many women have told me is valuable to them.

I hope that you all have a great Christmas and look forward to continuing the adventure in the new year!

John.

Donations just keep coming

This is just a quick post to say thank you to the very generous ladies who have contributed donations to my fund to make my services more affordable for people with disabilities.

The total raised so far is $330, which is quite amazing for so short a time.  I am just $170 off my second $250 goal which will allow two people with disabilities to receive a discount on my service in the new year, so please keep the generosity flowing :-)

Thank you again to everyone who has donated!

John.

Masterclass: giving great oral sex to men

Following on from my recent post Giving great oral sex to women I want to offer an equivalent for wome.  So I am pleased to announce that from the new year (2012) I will be offering a Masterclass for women to teach the practicalities of giving great oral sex to men.

No-one is bourne knowing how to give a great blowjob.  It’s something that you need to learn.  How robust is a man’s penis?  How hard can you squeeze it?  Will it hurt to bend it?  What about pulling it down?  Should I use my teeth or just my tounge?  And just what should and shouldn’t I do with his testicles?!

All these questions and more that you may or may not know the answer to will be covered.  And anything that you want to know I will be happy to answer.

WARNING!
This class involves nudity and practicing of oral sex
techniques as part of the process of instruction.

How does it work:

  • The class runs for two hours
  • Involves one to three women who want to learn how to give great oral sex to a man
  • Begins with basic anatomy (you have to know what the parts of a man’s genitals are to be able to give maximum pleasure)
  • Description and practice of basic techniques including:
    • Hand techniques
    • Lips, tongue, teeth, saliva
    • Lubrication
    • What to do with your other hand
    • How to position yourself
    • Two handed techniques
    • Levels of arousal and reading the signs
    • Using your whole body
    • Making him orgasm
    • How to avoid being caught unaware!
    • Don’t like to swallow?  Learn how to make it feel great anyway
    • What to do as and after he orgasms
    • Communication

Who can attend:

  • Any woman or couple who want to learn about giving great oral sex to men.

What does it cost:

  • $350 per person or couple for a private lesson
  • $220 per person or couple for a group lesson (up to three women or couples)

When can I do it:

  • There is no set schedule.  Just contact me when you are ready and arrange a time
  • If you are comfortable doing the class with other women or couples please let me know and I will try to arrange a time that suits everyone.

What should I bring:

  • A willingness to learn
  • Patience
  • An open mind

What should I leave behind:

  • Your inhibitions
  • Fear that you might fail – these techniques take time to learn.  You need to be prepared to practice to master them

Site error!

This is just a quick post to apologise to anyone who couldn’t get into my site yesterday.  I upgraded WordPress and failed to test the splash page.  The rest of the site worked fine, but it was locking new visitors out!

So, my apology if you couldn’t get in.

John.