You may have read a while back that I can no-longer buy my favourite lube in Australia – that’s Sylk. It’s a New Zealand made product that due to [trivial recipe change] is no longer being sold in Australia.
Let me tell you, the alternative options are grim.
I have been trying out other lubes, looking for one that might be a good substitute for Sylk and there is just nothing! They either feel sticky and unnatural, or insanely slippery and unnatural (silicon lube – which worst of all stains your linen badly too!), lumpy (!), or just feel plain nasty.
I want my Sylk back.
Well, a friend (thank you!) found a supplier in NZ online and ordered five bottles – the maximum allowed (seriously? What is that about?). And now I have a new supply…
That won’t last long, so I’m going to place my own order – with http://www.healthdelivery,com.au in NZ (don’t ask me who they have a .com.au domain name – who cares? They have SYLK and will send it to me!).
Problem solved. So now you can rest assured that when you book a date with me, I will continue to provide the finest lubrication that money can buy – because condoms. They always need extra lube, regardless.