Chances are that if you have flown in an aeroplane then you have thought about “The Mile High Club” and the possibility of joining it. Personally, having always been on commercial jets (usually packed to the rafters), small light aircraft, or helicopters I have always dismissed it. The prospect of sex in an aircraft toilet just doesn’t do it for me.

I happened across a mention of The Mile High club today, so thought I would do a little research. To my surprise, what I found was that there are now airlines and charter flight operators that offer special flights specifically for couples to join The Club.

It’s a funny thought perhaps, but then again, it’s really no different to me offering my services as an escort, and I expect that it would be a bit of fun. The services that I came across via Google all offered a specially fitted out aircraft, champagne, and privacy.

The one that really caught my imagination though was a ballooning company in Europe called Heaven Ballooning who apparently offer mile high flights. Now, this I could really get excited about. I have never been in a hot air balloon, but I am told that it is a very special experience. Very quiet, very peaceful. It sounds a lot like flying a glider, no noisy motor just the view and the sky around you.

This sounds like a great place to be having aerial sex. All you need is a balloon with a basket big enough … Mind you, the logical position for mile high balloon sex would have to be standing from behind. Which would give you the pleasure of sex, combined with the beauty of the view.

The only question that remains is: what would you do with the balloon’s pilot?

John …